By Noname - 03/02/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
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Renesaga 8

Did YOUR niece ask you why you can't spell "grammar"?

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AliSama 17

tell her because your going to marry rich!

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greenman_fml 0

probably because you're fat, ugly, or both ;)

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infaith 5

or the grammar... it's asked not ask

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chelsinator 8

Just because you're fat/ugly doesn't mean you are incapable of working. Marriage on the other hand haha, good luck w/ that being jobless!

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superson_fml 0

Tell her it's cuz you're not confined by ANYONE

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BMC6 0

Wow you must really suck

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mikew85 0

Ask her why her mom didn't abort her. J/k!! Be frank with her, tell her parent(s) to teach their little runt some manners

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lastminuteperm 0

Well why don't you?

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fegd 0

I don't know about the wife, but you probably don't have a job because your grammar sucks.

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doggie3 0

Got to love those children.

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