Bad hair day

By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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danielreader22 4

Damn, that's never good. Might wanna treat that soon, OP.

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SkoomaKi 27

Head and shoulders my friend. Or if you don't want a new shampoo, try having more showers and don't wear hats.

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Michael_92 20

Well I would try a new soap. I believe someone in my family buys tea tree soap and its supposed to help with dandruff. I would try out something to help sort it out.

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ZombieBear430 4

Tell them it's not dandruff, you just had a little too much fun last night. It's much less gross.

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SkoomaKi 27

So saying you got cum all over you is better than admitting you have dandruff? Hmm I don't think so...

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KM96 24

20 I definitely agree with you on that one. Who would rather admit to cum all over them? Dandruff is way less shocking to others and embarrassing for the person.

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ZombieBear430 4

I'm simply saying that in my opinion, depending on the age group of the OP, it could turn into a joke. Not meant to offend anyone.

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SkoomaKi 27

24 - OP might not be gay, so saying that to his friends will probably make them think he's gay...

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ZombieBear430 4

True. Just throwing ideas out there to make the embarrassing situation into a joke.

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The_Hitdude 12

^^ I watched Water for Elephants last night...your comment made me think of that. And it IS a better love story than Twilight! Which is ironic, since they're both his love stories.... What was I talking about again?

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XtraEzeee 8

That also means OP doesn't change his shirt everyday. Gross.

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ZombieBear430 4

Edit on that last one: wasn't meant to signal jacking off.

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Cad6 24

It's called replying to your previous failed comment, not start another thread for people like me to bash your comment. I thumbed you up because I felt bad for you. Have a nice day.

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peachesncreem 21

OP, I had the same problem in my teens. My hairdresser suggested that before going to bed, I should massage olive oil through my hair and sleep with a shower cap on. Wash your hair the next day and repeat once a week until your dandruff disappears. I did it for a month and my dandruff was gone. I do it now just to keep my hair silky :)

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snator 0

OP, D'ont fell bad because of a dandruf problem!!! Oh and advice: Do not use head n shoulders, only makes worst

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The_Hitdude 12

My goodness. You just throw all caution to the wind when you're typing up a comment, don't you?

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SkoomaKi 27

27 - I'm going to do the honor of re-doing your comment. OP, don't feel bad because of your dandruff problem. Here is some advice: Do not use Head n Shoulders as it will make your problem worse. ^Thats much better don't you think?

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SkoomaKi 27

Ah yes 49, now this comment is complete. We must now present it to 29!

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snator 0

Sorry, I mean my first language is french and im learning english so if the grammar is not that great please d'ont be all mad

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bizarre_ftw 21

better than anne frank?

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The_Hitdude 12

That's a pretty ****** up joke. Either I'm losing my sense of humor, or people's jokes are getting more crude.

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SkoomaKi 27

54 - I think the "lit up" reference was used by Bizzare for her joke. Which can be associated with the gassing or burning of Anne Frank. I personally don't mind the joke, but I wouldn't call it funny.

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SkoomaKi 27

I see where you're coming from. We'll have to wait until she replies.

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bizarre_ftw 21

so i see i'm the only one that remembers that fml? gotcha the modern attention span is saddening thank you 54

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bizarre_ftw 21

lol, always read the comments before responding, good way to avoid a double reply sorry to keep you all waiting yes, it was a reference to the other fml, no i'm not an anti-Semitic ass making light of the holocaust - a "lit up" pun, isn't that a stretch?

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SkoomaKi 27

65 - I apologize. I got the completely wrong idea.

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SkoomaKi 27

I always make sure to read all comments, I just didn't quite know what you were referring back to. But now I do.

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bizarre_ftw 21

No problem ^_^ Though for historical accuracy, Anne frank died of disease, she wasn't burned, I'm pretty sure it was typhoid or tb that did it, I think tb but don't quote me

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bizarre_ftw 21

just mentioning, i'm getting a kick from the fact that i can tell from the way you spell "colo(u)r" that one of you is english and the other is american

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bizarre_ftw 21

so... this was supposed to be under 1's comment...... not often you hear about the site is screwing up worse than the app for things

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cbear1991 8

It might not be dandruff... If you don't rinse out shampoo properly it dries onto your scalp, I get it all the time as my hair is sooo thick! Dandruff itches he/she would have known about it.

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perdix 29

Your friends should give you Head & Shoulders. Just make sure the dudes give you Shoulders.

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