Health: Bad hair day

Bad hair day

By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML

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By Dandruff - 24/05/2010 16:14 - France

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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By Karin - 13/08/2011 20:29 - Germany

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

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danielreader22 4

Sunday 22 April 2012 11:45

Damn, that's never good. Might wanna treat that soon, OP.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 11:47

Head and shoulders my friend. Or if you don't want a new shampoo, try having more showers and don't wear hats.

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joanniejore 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:49

How do you not notice dandruff?! Little white flecks in your hair should have been the first warning...

EmoBitchRock 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:18

Do you not wash your hair ?

lunax_fml 14

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:54

Just be grateful the black light didn't show a bunch of semen stains on your pants.

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:15

You should collect your dandruff and make a compost. Use your white to go green.

Bullpine 11

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:24

Put some green listerine on your scalp and let it sit for ten minutes.

mk58 31

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:51

That's it, next time I see someone I know with bad dandruff, I'll call them an abominable snowman.

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:53

I rather like your nickname but yeah thats still nasty wash it off

dansco 24

Monday 23 April 2012 3:21

Did you "just" discover this? Not notice the mass of flakes on your shoulder most of the time?! Eh snowman lol

shanniemac 2

Monday 23 April 2012 5:32

Ewwwww.....

Taymah49 7

Monday 23 April 2012 6:46

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