Bad sex

By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

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Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
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Soverain 15

Well then tell him how you don't like how he orgasms so quickly. Talk to your partner about what gets you off, try some foreplay. Have him pleasure you with his mouth instead if he cums too fast. Nothing is going to change if you guys don't communicate and you'll both be unsatisfied. Communication is key to a healthy relationship.

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GummyJellyfish 12

My guy usually does that when we haven't had it for a while. But when we do it every day he lasts for 30-60m .-. it's kind of annoying tbh, going on that long. Im not a fkn pornstar just finish up jeez. Anyway! Do it more often and I bet you that will change.

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RichardPencil 30

Seems to me that ought to increase your sex drive -- for a man who knows what he's doing .

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Gorkiy 2

Well, you had known him before you got married, hadn't you?

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soullyfe 33

33: There are some people who wait until after they're married to have sex.

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tntscl 4

My wife had me wear a condom. It made me less sensitive which made me last longer. Plus there is no mess afterward

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ronbach 8

not a bad way to go if your not trying for kids

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AlchemistEd 12

this. there's also numbing creams and sprays that can help.

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JHPugh 19

Communication is key here, as people have said. You could try making him get you off first before he gets the fun part

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iwillcallpolice 2

"Today, I posted, on a highly populated website, about how I don't have sex with my husband because I refuse to solve sex problems by talking to him. I would rather talk to millions about the problem than talk to my husband and not cause problems in our marriage."

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sweetpotato301 7

Because it's not possible to post online (anonymously) about it AND talk to her husband? Don't assume so much.

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ronbach 8

really? clearly your never going to be in a solid marriage if your answer is just get a divorce to every problem that comes up

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Arnoud 19

You two need to talk about this and tell each other honestly how you feel about it now and what you would like to change.

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retardalert 10

Okay, no need to be so rude about it damn. If you have an issue talk to him respectfully and don't make him feel bad about it. Yeesh

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