By Bob - 13/12/2017 05:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, a judge gave my ex custody of my two sons, most of my money, my house, my car, and has ordered me to take anger management classes. We're getting a divorce because she shot me with a gun. FML
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keble 9

I mean, regardless of who's at fault, it's obvious we aren't getting the full story here

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interesting33 36

from what you've written that is disgusting and surely illegal?. can you kick up a storm with a politician a d a charity? she should definitely not be having custody of any children by the sound of what you've written

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interesting33 36

from what you've written that is disgusting and surely illegal?. can you kick up a storm with a politician a d a charity? she should definitely not be having custody of any children by the sound of what you've written

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RichardPencil 30

You believe that his ex just shot him in cold blood, or could it be that it had something to do with his anger that the court required him to manage?

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The_Khan 12

Prenup probably would not do anything, if a judge decided that he needs anger management for getting shot.

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TyroneLeBron 24

Considering the anger management classes, perhaps... the Judge is probably right on this one?

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engineerosaurus 26

This is when you appeal and seek to have the judge taken off the bench.

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FemskyD 26

let me guess.. the judge was a woman? ✌

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RichardPencil 30

On the plus side, you do have a lot to be angry about, so you’ll have no trouble applying what you learn in those classes! Nothing pisses me off more than having to take a goddamn class where I can’t use any of the ******* subject matter in my crappy life! Hmm, maybe I’ll see you in class.

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mt21mt 15

Well, in the eyes of a divorce judge - "omg a woman! a woman can never do anything wrong! give her the kids! the house! half your future paycheque!"

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feckarsedrink 9

Unless your a wife beater and a drunk no judge would do that, clearly you're an asshole who deserves it

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interesting33 36

I agree that it seems unlikely that the judge would do that based on this, and that a lot is being left out (presumably in part because of the word limit), but assuming that OP MUST be a wife beater and drunk is a bit much. We don't know.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Who wouldn't need an anger management class after your ex wife ruins your life?

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onceuponatime456 16

You seemed to have left a lot out. Like, why did she shoot you?

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