Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
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Pleonasm 35

So that's why they called it gross-ery shopping... Aisle admit that that is very childish and shelf-ish of your boyfriend. I guess he just wan't expecting for you to Blow things out of proportion. And by things I mean chunks.

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Imhere4fml 24

When is hugging your girlfriend a dick move?

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rattusrattus 18

Well if he *knew* the OP wasn't feeling well...

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DanielleinDC 33

He probably didn't mean to exacerbate OP's condition. He was just being silly and didn't realize that grabbing his sick girlfriend around the stomach would cause her to puke in the middle of the grocery store. Even if she'd told him she wasn't feeling well, her boyfriend may have been a bit grumpy that she wasn't paying attention. Trust us guys, if we're not feeling well, save your antics for another time. Hope you're feeling better, OP.

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Imhere4fml 24

You should have told him you weren't feeling well, OP.

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Steve95401 49

I think he found that out - and so did everyone else in the store.

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Pharmgrl03 9

Well did he at least hug you again to comfort you?

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charvisioku 22

Oh god he sounds like an overexcited puppy... I couldn't cope with that shit.

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ks23 9

Better to vomit than to have diarrhea.

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blankjack 6

I have a question! How fat are you, so that he can grab you by the stomach?!

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Cian_1 28

I have a question: How stupid are you, to ask this question?

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lil_frenchie 8

I have my own question! How fat’s your girlfriend - assuming you have one that is :)

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blankjack 6

Its most logical :) how do u grab somebody by the stomach if he is not damn fat?!

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buckdharma 37

Now he can add this to his list of antics. The" Old El Paso" refried beans clean up on aisle 6.

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fdupagain 11

Also missing the fact that he was wearing her little black dress. O.o

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Jai_Jai_Makena 5

My boyfriend hugged me really tight on the tilta whirl and I puked in my hands .. :/

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