Love, Roommate, Awkward and Break-ups: Bad timing

Bad timing

By dammit_ - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I walked by my roommate and his girlfriend while they were hugging. I asked, "What's up lovebirds?" Turns out they were in the middle of a breakup. FML

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Kiebland 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:52

It's better than calling someone, saying, "Hey, baby." And then them telling you they just miscarried.

Idyedmyhairblack 0

Monday 16 February 2009 17:44

that's hilarious in an awful kind of way...

Comments

ya_momma 4

Friday 10 August 2012 8:26

Not your fault. How were you supposed to know they were gonna be weird and hug after breaking up.

Kyoakuhan 22

Thursday 31 January 2013 5:06

yeah never had a breakup like that. just sounds strange to me. There's no way you could have known.

CanadianCutie22 16

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:10

tottal awkwardness

xRezSynn 15

Tuesday 14 May 2013 13:32

Why would they hug?

DedeleMan 21

Wednesday 2 December 2015 7:39

I've done that before... felt so awkward..

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 June 2022 20:45

So, she's single now. Time to make your move!

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