Bad timing

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 03:00

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Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
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stickyface 16

There are multiple, um, techniques to ensure mutual satisfaction. Simultaneous ****** during intercourse isn't the end all be all to measure sexual adequacy by. Give him a break and be more open minded and creative. It sounds like he's worth the investment.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, you need to speed it up! He's got other things to do and can't waste time just because you're slow.

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stickyface 16

There are multiple, um, techniques to ensure mutual satisfaction. Simultaneous ****** during intercourse isn't the end all be all to measure sexual adequacy by. Give him a break and be more open minded and creative. It sounds like he's worth the investment.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, you need to speed it up! He's got other things to do and can't waste time just because you're slow.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

It's actually quite uncommon for men and women to climax at the exact same moment. Not impossible, but definitely not something that happens every single time you have sex.

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