Time flies by

By ohdear - 27/01/2011 13:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 853
You deserved it 7 403

Same thing different taste

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You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.

THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.

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That does suck! Better stock up on batteries! lol Or just find another man....or both..... lol

ellielovesyuh 0

it does suck!:/ I find it sad that there's so many fmls about men not being able to please there women. geez you guyss; step it upp!

He's probably too old to learn any new tricks.

doctor_itsmylife 3

you orgasmed in the night of your wedding. what can be more beautiful for a woman? suck it up princess, you married him, not us

I think this is way more emotional than pleasure. You organismed on your wedding night the most beautiful etc etc etc night of all. Men really don't get it, sex isn't just mechanical. He probably thinks a vag is an inside out penis. Tips? Do one of your fanastys tie me up etc. If that's not one and you want him to take control. Wait do you at least climax? Tips? rubber, lub, foreplay. OH AND A VIBRATING penis RING! If fails (I am a guy) focus on what gets your hot. Telling your man to be romantic kinda kills anything he does. So good luck with the O but climax completely this will do it.

Maybe you should talk to him about it?? Instead of bitching to us!

Check, maybe he has a profile on gaydar.... Welcome to pretend marriage =)

You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.

THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.

*starts singing* Communication, communication, lalalalalalalala *keeps singing* OP, if you lived five years without orgasms - and maybe also a good sexual life - without telling it to your partner so you both could work to improve the situation, you are pathetic. No sympathy from me.

Seriously, no pity. Orgasms are amongst the best things in life right alongside bacon, laughter, and everything else fun and amazing.

I don't think the OP needs advice from someone who has never given anyone other than himself an ******...

cradle6 13

27- that doesn't even make sense. she needs to give HIM advice.

I agree I read this and I thought the exact same thing I h8 wen women say they don't get orgasms specially if they fake

DjeePee ftw with the cold hard truth you said its better Than any one could have

Well you shouldn't just lie there. Help him out. You know what they say: if you can't please yourself, try your other hand.

free2speak 14

Seriously! if he wants your hoo-ha then make him work for it. You're married for five years and you haven't told him that you are not getting an ****** everytime you do it? WTF? I'm sure he'd be more than happy if you told him how to please you and he would probably be grateful that he doesnt have to wonder anymore, what he is doing wrong. And I'm surprised he hasn't asked you why you're not cumming (unless you're really good at faking it which is still YDI). And this is all assuming that you even have a sex life and if you don't... dear god.

i love smart, rationally thinking individuals. this is a reason why marriages fall apart nowadays. no communication. tell him you ain't cumming. |the kid|

youfailed18 0

maybe someone needs to start taking control.

That sounds like sound advice. She already resents him in bed so let's bring in another girl. Because that will make HER feel better.

why? if she hops on top and control the situation she'll get that ****** ;)

#6 I could not agree more! I wish more women would take your advice. too many women complain about the mans performance in the sack but are never willing to jump on top to do their thing to get theirs. so needless to say no pitty for this chick.

y don't u use a big ***** and get some satisfaction from...or go to Africa...or I may be of assistance

mintcar 9

Communication is key! Have you talked to him about it?

perdix 29

Congrats on the five years of fakery. Stay together, but dissolve the marriage and you'll be on your way to O-town in a jiffy. Isn't that better than getting his Social Security after he dies or having the right to not testify against him in court?