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By zzz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the badass Spider-Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML
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ollie179 21

This is the most boring FML I've ever read..,

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

At least you won't have a problem with putting your future children to sleep? Just trying to stay positive!

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Comments

MrRayBans 8

I have insomnia and I feel asleep while reading this FML. Thank you, OP!

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newbiehere99 6

12 - You felt sleep? I'm curious to know what sleep feels like. I've only fell asleep, but never have I had a chance to feel it. 33 - You're* Sometimes OP you snooze you lose. Wake up and smell the coffee. At least you weren't called Snorlax, because then you would be fat and boring ...

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#41 - Snorlax is the shit! He's just fat.

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JustKittyKat 24

You are now expected to play, "Enter Sandman" every time you walk into a room.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Can't say that's a bad thing at all lol. Works for Virginia Tech and Mariano Rivera. And Metallica fans whose last name starts 'Sand'.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

It's better than being named after an alarm clock, some people are ******* annoying. :)

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

For the love of God, never talk to someone who's on their cell and driving!

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Looee 20

I know how you feel OP. Don't worry what other people think! :) just be you!

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TrailblazerSS 5

"It's not you, it's me." At least you now know that was a lie.

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FlyingPie 17

Whoever gave you that nickname is a son of a beach.

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Spectre529 12

Those people are standing on sandy ground

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Myo_fml 20

Hire yourself out to insomniacs and make a profit.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well at least, you know how to make us laugh. That's something :)

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newbiehere99 6

This FML made you laugh? Did I miss the punchline? *Analy-zzz-es FML* My spidey-senses tell me that there was nothing pleasurable about this FML.

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