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Badass

By zzz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the badass Spider-Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML

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ollie179 21

Thursday 22 November 2012 16:59

This is the most boring FML I've ever read..,

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 22 November 2012 16:59

At least you won't have a problem with putting your future children to sleep? Just trying to stay positive!

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angeluv_2014 22

Friday 23 November 2012 5:15

Well, if you read FML, you must not be that boring. ;)

killme2121 0

Friday 23 November 2012 5:16

Doesn't the sandman also give you the dreams that you have?

BlueFlatts 20

Friday 23 November 2012 9:14

Just got to meet the girl who is open and wants to change you.

TergesteCity 12

Friday 23 November 2012 14:14

zzz

californianking1 8

Friday 23 November 2012 14:43

I already feel sleepy!

derpies 12

Friday 23 November 2012 16:09

Better than my nickname "guppy".

benderbang48 4

Saturday 24 November 2012 22:05

Either the nickname is stupid

sandinthewaves 5

Monday 26 November 2012 19:35

Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses.

samwgirl51 2

Sunday 13 January 2013 9:33

Well sorry some people have worse problems than being boring!!! Suck it up!!!

irgndsondepp 15

Thursday 20 June 2013 11:59

All tremble before the might of Sandmans superpowers...also: read the Neil Gaiman graphic novels!

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