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By zzz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the badass Spider-Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML
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ollie179 21

This is the most boring FML I've ever read..,

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

At least you won't have a problem with putting your future children to sleep? Just trying to stay positive!

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hiyaballbags 0

Wow hot and nasty. Dont know what boitch would be harder to live with sandy or you

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dellis44 7

Sorry, what did you say? I fell asleep.

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MuseFan1991 14

take up a new hobby OP! not only will you meet people you'll have more in common with than those dicks, itl also give you more stuff to talk about it :)

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Kar98 6

Buck up, that was my nickname all through school.

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salarroyo10 2

You say sandman and I automatically think Metallica. Obviously you need to get out more sandman

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Metallica36176 16

My dads handle was Sandman...because the women he took to bed...or that's what his friends told me...ew....but if someone asks why they call you that tell them you use your magic on the ladies in bed.

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