Badass

By zzz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the badass Spider-Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML
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ollie179 21

This is the most boring FML I've ever read..,

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

At least you won't have a problem with putting your future children to sleep? Just trying to stay positive!

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graffitied_love 20

At least you are social enough to have people give you a nickname

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ICastillo 24

Just saying but The Sandman character from spider man isn't really that badass. Man I wonder if watching paint dry is more interesting than hanging around with you Op?

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Sandman1917 5

That's my nickname too!! Not because I put people to sleep but because I sell sand for a living!

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kemando 22

Me too, but it's because I subdue everyone in the new Hitman game.

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perdix 29

Are you sure it's not because your personality is abrasive?

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hamrtym 15

Just redefine the definition for yourself. When someone asks why they call you sandman, take a long pause and say, "cus I put bitches to sleep..." then look them square in the eye and say, "in bed..." then walk away.

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Dashbored 0

Lol that can be taken the wrong way. Actually, that could be worse!

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Steve95401 49

Gahahekjfahdljzs Sorry, I fell asleep on my keyboard while reading your FML post.

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