Cars, Cooking and Love: Bake off

Bake off

By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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Eventful day

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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Baked

By non-baker - 18/03/2015 02:12 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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That blows

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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By sunflowercake - 23/08/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I made a very pretty sunflower cake that I woke up incredibly early to make. It took me hours and a lot of money. It was for my grandparents anniversary and my whole family was invited. We only got to see the remains because the waiter gave it to the wrong family, and they ate it. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Sunday 8 May 2011 9:30

Baked cakes don't melt.

chaos212 10

Sunday 8 May 2011 9:29

You would have been ok with just the flowers man. Who celebrates 3 months anyway?

Comments

deaddude221 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 7:32

damn. I'm not a person alive in a relationship understands that anniversary is a yearly thing. as in annual. idiots.

Sophie_Ashxx 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 11:24

When me and my boyfriend got together, we celebrated each monthly anniversary until 1 year, now we do yearly and sometimes half year (: Sucks about the cake ! But it's the thought that counts =] Nice to know there are guys out there like you

joshb1980 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:59

that's what you get for being a DB. its only three months dumb ass. oh what you must be 14.

stoptrying 9

Saturday 21 May 2011 8:44

Someone's never had a relationship last longer than 3 minutes and is jelly. I wonder who.

meatstuck 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:03

dude, did you really say pantry?

bfaikey 9

Monday 15 August 2011 15:51

What's wrong with saying pantry? Some people actually have a small closet where they store dried goods. Which is called a pantry

IvyLee_fml 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 15:37

aww, that's so sweet! i'd love to have a boyfriend like you.

cupcaketits 0

Monday 18 July 2011 15:00

who celebrates a three month anniversary?!?!?

AnarchyAmber 5

Friday 29 July 2011 0:44

Okay let's clear something up here. "Anniversary" means "yearly", not "monthly". You don't celebrate anniversaries by the month. if you can make a relationship last past a year then there's a reason to celebrate. I get so sick of seeing people all over the internet, FB, etc. gushing over how many "months" they've been together....grow up already lol.

ifetayo 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:44

awww! that's sad! but it's the thought that counts! :)

MellyLuck1484 7

Monday 11 June 2012 12:51

eh, it's ok. You should have put it in a bowl and made it cake soup. Personally I would have loved that.

Viciously_Me 1

Wednesday 18 July 2012 12:08

I honestly feel like the monthly anniversary ( annual ppl!!!!!!!!) Pulls away from the value of the relationship. I mean how special would you birth be if every monththu say