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By sunflowercake - 23/08/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I made a very pretty sunflower cake that I woke up incredibly early to make. It took me hours and a lot of money. It was for my grandparents anniversary and my whole family was invited. We only got to see the remains because the waiter gave it to the wrong family, and they ate it. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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That blows

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Bake off

By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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Bad doggo

By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

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Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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Here, have this

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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Stupidpoorpeople 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:24

Man, you really cant say ydi to this. Unless your ******* retarded

amy397123 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:30

Make them pay for it.

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ashole1990 10

Monday 24 August 2009 11:24

damn that sucks

Stupidpoorpeople 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:24

Man, you really cant say ydi to this. Unless your ******* retarded

ydi_bitch 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:37

I can. YDI

kwinters 5

Monday 24 August 2009 11:40

how does the OP deserve it? the other family deserve to be slapped for not telling the waiter, how rude of them!

sexymessy 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:02

Yeah I agree with #10 the other family just ate a cake that they didn't even order and didn't say anything? Sorry OP that does suck

nonotme 0

Monday 24 August 2009 15:46

Sometimes there will be a special. Also, people will always take anything free they can get. It's human nature.

curryndricegirll 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:32

the other family probably didn't understand what was going on. they probably just thought they were getting free cake. honestly, if the waiter put a cake on my table for no reason, i would eat it. OP, at least you know the cake was good...considering they ate most of it

greek1919 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:25

ur a bitch

hugoni2000 20

Wednesday 29 July 2015 23:05

So you are ******* retarded then?

CyrusJT 3

Monday 24 August 2009 11:25

Ouch...=/ FYL Indeed.

mineymo 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:25

Man, that's ****** up.

notnerb 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:26

Man those people SUCKED! If there is any justice in this world you would have inadvertantly used a bad egg and those wankers all have food poisoning now!

Trevv 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:32

Agreed. People like them need to learn their lesson.

TheCamoWulf 17

Sunday 14 April 2013 7:04

Just to be fair, it wasn't the other family's entire fault; the waiters screwed up because OP told them it was for them. The only fault of the other family was that they ate the cake without wondering why they got it.