Ban that "rule"!

By PeeFlavouredFloss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Montreal

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

Yeah, you're definitely right. As a microbiology student, I can tell you that aquatic bacteria are generally more badass than those that thrive on hard surfaces. Ground bacteria usually abide by the 5 second rule because they respect the law, but aquatic species are outlaws. They don't give a ****. I actually saw "**** the police" tattooed on an aquatic bacterium's head one time. You don't mess with them.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

It would explain the yellow stains on his teeth.

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ZeusWarrior 8

Depends on if the toilet was empty or filled

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whY402Jay 12

Don't kiss him until you know he's been taking better care if his oral hygiene.

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grossn 12

If it was an empty toilet, the water is clean, big whoop

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manda1511 5

The water may be "clean" but it doesn't mean there isn't anything else in the water like bacteria and other things that will make you sick that you can't see.

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manda1511 5

Oh that's just nasty. That's just...no. Just no.

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AgentClassyPants 9

Eh, he was just washing it off.... But then again, I was dropped on my head and drink beer in the morning.

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AnimeCookie 9

The five second rule is not true, bacteria spreads enormously even if dropped on the floor.

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