By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 133
You deserved it 993
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

That's one way to get back to Mordor, I suppose.

11 1
Davros 12

1 ring to rule them. 1 ring to find.. .before your aunt finds out and beats your ass

5 2

Comments

RichardPencil 30

The robots are coming to kill us. First, they cause family dissension among the humans and complete the divide-and-conquer strategy!

2 4
BurnInDemonFire 34

That's one way to get back to Mordor, I suppose.

2 0
BurnInDemonFire 34

That's one way to get back to Mordor, I suppose.

11 1
Davros 12

1 ring to rule them. 1 ring to find.. .before your aunt finds out and beats your ass

5 2
WHSKitty 7

Why mess with the ring while you’re on the toilet? (I could honestly see it if you were naturally fidgety, however... I’d say get a Fidget Spinner, except for two things: 1) Idk if those actually work 2) knowing your (very bad) luck, it would proably either get flushed, or, depending on the size spinner you had, it would get severely stuck in the hole that sends waste through the pipes.

0 1