Transportation: Baseless accusation

Baseless accusation

By 00sasori - 27/03/2013 05:41 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was on a bumpy bus ride and had to write a note, so I held my notebook against the bus window to steady my hand. An elderly woman then yelled at me, accusing me of drawing graffiti on the window. The bus driver kicked me off and I had to wait an hour in the rain for the next bus. FML

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By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 10:33 - Australia

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

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By fuck the fucking cops - 16/03/2012 18:41 - Belgium

Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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Cupcake040 17

Wednesday 27 March 2013 12:05

Elderly people strike again!!!!!!

Zommie 2

Wednesday 27 March 2013 12:05

Learn to stick up for yourself OP.

Comments

sugarshane007 20

Wednesday 27 March 2013 12:30

Yesterday she gets trolled by a quick thinking boyfriend via text message, and today, her wrath is felt for over an hour, in the rain. Well played lady, well played.

cupcakechick 17

Wednesday 27 March 2013 12:46

ya but when the bus driver came to kick you off, you could of showed him your note and explained what happened,

pmadNess 16

Wednesday 27 March 2013 15:31

Not everyone listens. The bus driver may not have cared and just wanted a fast solution. He probably thought it better to kick OP off rather than the elderly. If a scene was ensuing between them both, they should both be off the bus. Better than under it...

wvcheesehead1 9

Wednesday 27 March 2013 12:58

Sucks for you, but maybe you could turn it in to a country song and make a few bucks.

OlgaCornmuffin 7

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:12

they can, only one their significant other leaves them & they lose their job! Lol

FukeT_ 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 12:59

What is it with people on fml not being able to stand up for themselves and explain the situation.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:05

What exactly did the OP get kicked off the bus for? Most likely it was because he probably made a huge scene and cursed out that old lady for wrongfully accusing him. I doubt it was because he solely couldn't prove that he wasn't drawing graffiti.

Contactbhama 2

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:07

The story is not completely true. I was right there seated on the adjacent seat. The old lady had only requested you to stop playing on the window that was causing her disturbance. In response to which you scribbled indecent words for the lady. Be glad that you were only asked to change the bus.

ManInTheMachine 19

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:48

Honestly, if you're going to pretend you were actually there, at least say something witty or amusing. Otherwise you just look like a liar and an idiot.