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By Greymoya - 24/02/2010 14:18 - United States

Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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IScreamRawr 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:05

Why is wrong with her?

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:29

FYL, because its never fun to get yelled at when you're sick. FYL again, because you now have a mean step-mother-in-law. Congratulations on your marriage. You're awesome for actually being around on your FML. Not enough people do that. :)

Comments

ecascio2010 9

Sunday 25 April 2010 21:27

something is wrong with his stepmother...

smarties25 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 2:26

awwhh that's sadd well atleast ur bf is caring and takes are of you when your sick right? but the stepmom on the other hand ! get a life man (talkin bout he stepmom) lol

ericamari3x 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 22:36

lłetru

garfield224 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:02

Smack that bitch

rusrsbrah 0

Friday 27 May 2011 15:04

I'd wait until you're better and then have it off on the hood of her car. then when he finishes you can write "**** you" on her windshield in splooge. :)

megaanlovesmusic 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:51

i hate how parents always think that nothing can EVER be innocent between you and your boyfriend :|

Elaine_Harris 0

Monday 4 July 2011 21:27

Are you still married? How is the MIL now?

dolphingirl00 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:37

I wish someone would rub my feet.

foreverDark 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:33

If you were extremely sick as you say, she would have noticed symptoms like limping, coughing, etc. What a bitch

xNephilim 18

Monday 12 March 2012 18:09

My boyfriend's stepmom walked into his room while we were laying in bed one day, assumed we were making out, and pretty much went batshit crazy on our asses. Thing is, I had my head on his chest and we were watching a movie, but apparently it's "inappropriate to have a woman in your bed." Nevermind about the fact that his bed is the only thing to sit down in his room. By now she realized we're serious about our relationship and keeps asking him if he asked me to marry him yet, haha.