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By Greymoya - 24/02/2010 14:18 - United States

Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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IScreamRawr 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:05

Why is wrong with her?

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:29

FYL, because its never fun to get yelled at when you're sick. FYL again, because you now have a mean step-mother-in-law. Congratulations on your marriage. You're awesome for actually being around on your FML. Not enough people do that. :)

Comments

erikeet216 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 6:55

is "having it off" a commonly used phrase overseas?

Greymoya 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 7:00

I actually wrote "having sex" and it somehow got changed. I find it strange that the comments can use curse words but I can't even say sex in the original FML.

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 7:34

I was about to say; that's the first time I've ever heard a fellow Texan use the phrase 'having it off'. Usually that's something you hear out of the mouths of Brits. Man, FML must have the weirdest wordfilters this side of 4chan.

Tenebrae 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 8:10

Can't believe I'm doing what I'm doing and I doubt you'll even read this, but I like the new photo, Snickerdoodle. Looks nice. (What I meant by not believing it was actually commenting like one of THOSE kind of people.)

mzhonesty 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 14:28

I don't understand step parents. Getting overprotective over a child that's not theirs, and all.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Thursday 25 February 2010 21:22

That's rude. :(

ashleys413 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:24

Well my mum and stepdad have been together since I was about 2 so he's exceptionally protective. We may not be related by blood but he's my father and I'm his daughter...

sarcdude 3

Thursday 25 February 2010 15:24

that is pretty hilarious-in-hindsight and embarrassing. But like other people said, it's pretty cool that you were around to drop comments on your fml. :)

WondaBread518 3

Thursday 25 February 2010 21:59

that realy sux

gagtjs 0

Friday 26 February 2010 0:20

my parents would have been HAPPY i was doing that really they dont care what i do with my girlfriend

gagtjs 0

Friday 26 February 2010 0:22

not that i do anything with my girlfriend...

gagtjs 0

Friday 26 February 2010 0:25

i feel the same way way to many people are perverted or expect sex for little things and invent new sex thing its insulting to the human race

ExaggeratedCool 0

Friday 26 February 2010 3:07

Bad bad feet sex.

ashiiya 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:40

WOW. I hate it when people just jump to conslusions, it's one of the most frustrating and hair-ripping things ever. She could've at least asked "what are you doing" and go like "ooh...." after hearing your story. Added to that, you guys aren't even kids anymore, you've been out of the house for a while. There should be a little more exchange in respect. You give her respect, she should give you some as well.