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big deal
im a big deal
I'm an even bigger deal.
I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.
I thought u were gonna end up drinking piss or something. So much for the suspense. OMG I DRANK A DRANK DAT WUDDNT MINE IMMA DIE.
Oh my god...like I totally just drank something I didn't order...FML!!! Yes...FYL for being a cry baby bitch.
sorry i didn't quite get that, could you post that comment for a 4th time?
i really dont c how that is even worthy of being an FML...actually that is one of the dumbest ones yet.
Dahahahahahahaha I love Will Ferrill
Okay people, calm down. Just because it wasn't completely 'omg I'm gonna die of embaressment it was that bad' kind of thing didn't mean that'd suck. I'd be kind of flustered that I didn't get that the girl was trying to tell me I had her drink and of course it would be easily explainable and something they might be able ot laugh at but it depends on how the girl took it... some people get pissed off at stuff like that. Plus depending on how it goes it could be an awkward ride after that. The whole point of this website is to let off steam of really bad moments that happen. Also I know I probably spelled embaressment wrong but I really don't care at the moment seeing as how it's almost 5 in the morning (just saying it so I don't get a smart ass reply of ' look who's talking you don't even know how to spell.. and blah blah blah.)
hhhh nice
you suck this is dumb.
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD did she do this to you next ……………./´¯/) ……………/…./ …………../…./ ……../´¯/’..’/´¯¯`•¸ …../’/../…./……./¨¯ …(’(…………. ¯~/’..’) ….…………….’…../ …..’'……………_.•´ …….…………..(……..………….. lololol j/k, but im sure its something youll laugh about when the plane lands. nice funny memory. just enjoy your drink, and if you dont like it for whatever reason, its fine. get water.
And this is an FML........?
I wish that I had your problem, trade?
If she's pissed off, buy her another drink, also you get the chance to actually talk to her now.
...and then the woman ran to the cockpit to complain to the pilot, but the pilot wouldn't listen. He told her to sit down, but he didn't understand! She grew angry and started yelling at the pilot! He still did not heed her cries! So she became violent causing the pilot to lose control. The plane spiraled out of control, crashing only minutes later. No one survived. He was writing the FML while on the plane..thats why he didn't have time to finish it..
Veritas means truth. And this is the internet. So what this guy said must be the truth.
Latin FTW
haha nice one...#13
#13 hahaah genious
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...and then the woman ran to the cockpit to complain to the pilot, but the pilot wouldn't listen. He told her to sit down, but he didn't understand! She grew angry and started yelling at the pilot! He still did not heed her cries! So she became violent causing the pilot to lose control. The plane spiraled out of control, crashing only minutes later. No one survived. He was writing the FML while on the plane..thats why he didn't have time to finish it..
big deal