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By GuardOtto - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML
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elizzcbs13 0

awww poor guy! but good job for attempting a rescue!

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TheBanjoHero1 0

hey, if he had really been drowning and you did nothing it'd be a whole lot worse.

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sandwichman1796 0

did this happen to b at water country, in NH??

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tessababy 0

ohmygod. that sucks!

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Richard_F 0

you were doing your job, good work.

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hobo_lowbo 0

wat a b*lls**t fml. you better wear speedos at work to make up for wasting my time

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hedgehogs 0

He was an axxhole, which is unfortunate because OP definitely did the right thing here. When you think someone is in a life-threatening situation, you don't stop to think, "Gee, maybe he only has one arm which he waves for whatever reason, and..."

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rockediny 0

waaaaa he yelled at u

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ninjacapo 2

dude i think i saw this. noahs ark. somebody was assisted in the wave pool and i saw a guy with one arm. crazy

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tyler_420 0

Sucks you had to jump in for no reason.

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baybegurl 0

awwee poorr kidd. and at least you attempted to help the kidd. (:

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