wow this is fake. i have seen an fml similar to this b4

Auto correct is also telling me that lifeguarding isn't a word.

Aww fyl. But better safe than sorry! I know how tough being a lifeguard is and how much pressure is put on you, so gj for actually paying attention unlike many others :)

wow i bet you have a lot of awkward feelings right now

Pendatik, don't suck him. You'll catch all his STDs!

Well at least you tried. most lifeguards don't do anything. my one friend almost drown in a wave pool and the lifeguards were yelling at her to get off the latter.

haha I life guard but haha that sucks

Apparently, pendatik's got the STD's too. You know, since captain happens to be friends with benefits with half the world. :/ You guys are gay lovers, no?

Exactly. You've had sex with captain! But if you aren't gay, then I guess that just means you're bumped back down to friends with benefits. Damn, and I thought there was something special with you!

Oh, and for the record, call me Steph. It's easier than typing a bunch of letters and numbers ;D