Embarrassing, Education and Miscellaneous: Been there, done that

Been there, done that

By randomgirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 361

You deserved it 15 025

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 452

You deserved it 729

By Shelly - 14/12/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 971

You deserved it 34 060

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 312

You deserved it 16 543

By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 700

You deserved it 22 315

Slipping up

By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 503

You deserved it 48 500

Power move

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

I agree, your life sucks 525

You deserved it 170

C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 091

You deserved it 456

By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 986

You deserved it 1 099

By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 721

You deserved it 631

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 656

You deserved it 48 063

lsd_25 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:45

she better at least be hot

perdix 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:47

Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.

Comments

1happymummy 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 20:57

I called my mum that once. :/

Horcruxer 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:17

And that's bad??

winterlies 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:30

I once called my sister love x.x embarassing.

justin4521 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:31

I called my teacher mom, in front of the while class!

insanelyXnikki 18

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:32

Well... were they hot? Lol

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:39

Nice one. Called mine mom once. It was only because I held my hand up so long, that that by the time I got to ask my question my mind had wondered.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:50

I accidentally called most my teachers "mom" back in elementary numerous times. Especially when I really had to use the little boy's room.

gkffmfnfnfnxxnxn 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:59

Bless

dehumanizer3000 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:21

A+

jamez1994 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:26

It's better than calling her mommy!

nickkingcool 0

Monday 9 January 2012 5:15

u caught a fish

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The Top

Today, before I washed my husband’s stinky work jacket, I made sure to check the pockets. What I didn’t realise was that there was another pocket which had two USB sticks with all of his students’ work on them. The guilt trip has been going on for hours, and I’m 39 weeks pregnant, stressed out of my mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 444

You deserved it 167

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 006

You deserved it 5 866

The Top

Today, I overheard my mother saying that if murder were legal, there would be absolutely no chance that I wouldn’t have been killed as a baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 944

You deserved it 90

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 450

You deserved it 4 307

Today, I spent £107 filling wife's car up with fuel. When I get home she says "don't forget we have to fill my car up at Tesco at the weekend". "I've already done it at Asda earlier" I say. "You stupid dumb idiot" she says, "I wanted it filled up at Tesco so I could get Clubcard points". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 123

You deserved it 240

Today, I have a stutter that gets worse with stress. We got a new supervisor today and the first thing she said to me was, “Either spit it out or write it in an email, for fuck's sake!” I’m now so scared of her, I go almost mute if we’re in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 571

You deserved it 103

Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 011

You deserved it 20 105

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 183

You deserved it 2 897