Cars, Ironic and Transportation: Beep beep

Beep beep

By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 234

You deserved it 62 182

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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You deserved it 64 570

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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You deserved it 92 594

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 587

By Anonymous - 03/05/2014 05:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

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You deserved it 3 441

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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You deserved it 6 251

By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 341

You deserved it 1 139

By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

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You deserved it 2 748

By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 026

You deserved it 147

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 882

You deserved it 2 558

lizamaphone 6

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:03

wow are you that immature XD

paid2think 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:03

Haa nice going smartass!

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INT3RV3NTION 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 8:41

u dumb bitch. i know ur a woman because only women drivers suck. no not really nevermind that

INT3RV3NTION 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 8:53

@144 stfu

spark_smiley 0

Monday 19 July 2010 21:05

set back.... o well you were trying to do the right thing.

Nemle22 4

Friday 30 July 2010 14:43

Stop being a nosy busy-body and pay attention to your own driving.

mad_hatter0666 22

Thursday 21 October 2010 14:10

ydi for not minding your own business.

JCARB 2

Friday 28 January 2011 14:35

why you worried about what other people do that's what you get DUMB ASS

icmandel 2

Monday 16 May 2011 22:14

Thats what you get for not minding your own business!!!!

RobotSehks 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 8:30

Wow! not even looking at the road is a lot dangerous then texting and driving.

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Friday 9 September 2011 5:36

That's why you need to only worry about yourself because now look, you screwed up for being in someone else's business .

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:58

Serves u right for being nasty

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Beep beep

Same thing different taste

Noooooooo!

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