Beginner's luck

By dumbass - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. I hit my own parked car while trying to drive my mother's car into the garage. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Those ******* parked cars just pop out of nowhere, don't they?

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Blazingcrono 6

YDI for being a woman driving a car. I hope you didn't pass a red light when you argued with your boyfriend about who's the better driver as well.

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mintcar 9

Were you reverse parking? YDI for not being able to drive.

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xJaypex 0

Mom, has my car always be missing the rear bumper? Huh?, nah the van has always had a huge dent in the front. Just gotta play it cool, unless there was witnesses. It's a bitch having to kill a few of those.

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llamatrauma 5

all you need to know: "by dumbass (woman)"

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juliaaalove 8

oh your cool with you smoking picture and sexist jokes. stfu.

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jellyfishdelight 0

typical Californian 'pity me party.' Go smoke a bowl and you will be better poster.

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debatingalways 0

now I don't feel so bad.....I just started driving in October and in november I hit a parked car, only shattering my side view mirror. and then the other day I hit a pole, screwing up my door. now I have to get in through the other side and slide across.

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toddler38 0

I got two words for you. drivers education.

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Zaros_fml 24

Because sitting in a classroom for a few weeks automatically means you'll never have an accident, right?

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