Best gift ever

By Reihna - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Marion

Today, it's my birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that my son could call me from jail. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

I've heard you can get a pretty decent bundle package with that. You get 30 min with your son and 30 min with his cell mate Bubba.

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ManInTheMachine 19

This 'I'm gonna pretend to be someone/something because it's SO funny' shit is really getting old. Be original please. I'm sure you have some originality deep down in there.

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Enslaved 36

Jail or prison? Hopefully when he gets out, he'll make it up to you.

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ichliebekekse 11

But some people dot know the difference between jail and prison.

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ichliebekekse 11

But some people dot know the difference between jail and prison.

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Srs_business 7

Come on 12, you are a machine man. Your processors just can't understand our human humor.

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agonydrum 7

The plus side of living in a medically advanced age is that there will probably be plenty of birthdays to come they can't all suck

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bestnameright 14

Sorta deserved it if you did something to get in jail...

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melody309 35

Ever heard of being falsely convicted? Not everyone in jail has committed a crime.

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TheDrifter 23

We've all committed crimes, just not necessarily the ones we have been incarcerated for.

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Axipiter 24

"Haven't you heard? We're ALL innocent!"

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SenselessPattern 12

I tried to pass off serial rape as lifeguard instructions, but the judge didn't agree with me. Just 40 years to go! See ya there, Sandusky!

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Haven't you heard? The bird is the word! Ba ba ba bird bird bird, the bird is the word!

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ManInTheMachine 19

Halloween and FML are not the same thing. Speaking O' which, are you celebrating Guy Fawkes day, Alan?

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Spectre529 12

Hopefully it's a plan with alot of minutes

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