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By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 01:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

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Road trip from hell

By anonymous - 17/09/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

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You deserved it 2 743

By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML

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You deserved it 7 437

Superficial

By Marisela - 24/05/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML

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You deserved it 163

By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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You deserved it 3 056

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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You deserved it 103

By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 16:00

Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 820

You deserved it 135

Nice guy

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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You deserved it 3 207

Incapacitated

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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You deserved it 172

Limberger 1

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, what an asshole

Ravemaster7 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)

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morgan_5230 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:34

What a dick! Don't worry about him, you'll find someone better. :)

munnzx 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:44

F him man. Couldn't do a little favour at all. Get well soon alright, then you can start running in front of him and make him realise what he missed. HA!

i_am_tiff_21 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:37

Karma will be coming for him. Sorry about your foot. Break both of his by droping something heavy on them. :D

hahaha6 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:55

#16 and 19.... Why is it being forward or showing a lack of self- esteem just because she was joking around with her BOYFRIEND and trying to make light of the situation of mostly be confined to a couch for months?

BaldOuting 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:57

was he serious? and if so, is this really the first time he has said something so effed up?

oh_dee 0

Friday 8 May 2009 17:02

it's better this way. you definitely don't need him. find friends and/or a boyfriend who WILL be there for you, even when you're "crippled." ps - it was obvious that your relationship was unstable from that text so you kind of should have seen that coming...did you really have to promise him sexual favors in a desperate attempt to get him to do something nice for you? a good boyfriend wouldn't even need to be asked. he'd just do it. what an ass.

poolshark 0

Friday 8 May 2009 17:06

I was going to say "kick him to the curb", but...

plexico 3

Friday 8 May 2009 17:12

Wow! Turned down when offering perpetual blow jobs. That sucks. . .even though it doesn't literally. Did you mention working the balls? Most of us guys are so happy that your mouth is down there, we dare not criticize, but we love it if you pay some attention to the nuts!