Road trip from hell

By anonymous - 17/09/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
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crazychick1269 7

that sounds so bad

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Damn_Hippster 11

That is just an unfortunate sequence of events OP. Sorry to hear that.

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ikickgingers 15

Did someone say morphine? O_o

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yamatelle 19

Is this after you ran over him with your wheelchair?

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LiveLaughFML 10

you wanted him back, you're so through with that, and honestly he turned out to be the best thing you never had. :)

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Streeet_hayley 6

Breaking up with you while you're in the hospital? Dont listen to your parents, you will find someone much better

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Fml_FTW228 10

Wow, that must be terrible. I know from experience that surgery at a young age sucks, and you have all these added variables. Sorry, get better soon.

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fakeaccountX 6

21 just fired their lolzerbeam at full power.

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Hannahrayne 0

Wow.. You can say that again:(

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theaws0m3guy 4

Man...this FML isn't even funny, it's straight up depressing.. :( sorry OP!

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nagbackdive 0

You don't even know why he broke up with her.

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n_epic_fail 14

If the ass dumped you while you're in recovery he's obviously one of the worst things to happen to you. Your mom and aunt are just dumb asses.

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Xr70r7 4

Holy shit, the same thing happened to me! My gf broke up with my via text. I even traveled an hour to go to her volleyball game the same day.

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RocketNinjaFish 12

Your ex is an asshole. what kind of person breaks up with someone in the hospital?!

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ajsciri4 0

Yeah and bitches like these are why opiates are so effective. ;D

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Bbhd05 0

Looks like you should have pocketed some of that morphine, Eh?

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Iheartfunny 1

OP thats what we in the buissness call a double whammy.

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GuitarFail123 9

wow, what dbag breaks up wit their partner while they r in the hospital?? ur better off witout him, srry op

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zuzupetalsYO 11

don't forget *douchebag

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GuitarFail123 9

with the grammer corrections..... lol

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Icejza_DaChilla 7

Your mother sounds like a lovely woman.. Prove them wrong. I wonder why he broke up with you

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tmmundy 17

because he's a dick!!!!

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ripjohnlennon 5

Just cuz a guy dumps a girl doesn't make him a dick. For all we know he was the nicest guy ever, and OP is a total bitch!

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touch_the_sky 7

56 - Even if that is the case, he picked the worst possible time to break up with her.

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Icejza_DaChilla 7

Exactly why I wonder why he broke up with her, hard to say if it's a TDI or FYL without that info

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stephan18 23

He probably broke up because of the aunt and mother...

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liquidSELECT 0

I feel very sorry for you rough day my freind

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Caitlin72 5

Your mom and aunt sound like angry bitches.

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jillianmathers12 13

That sucks! He is a ass for breaking up with you while you were in the Hospital! You don't need him! Find a guy that really cares for you!

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

The way eminem cares for you right

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Millman_fml 9

#49 I didn't get that at first! But Hahahahaha that's good lol

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bo1440 3

Should of told them to stfu op. It's none of their business, and to buy you a bottle of tequila for being bitcahes, to tie you over till you more meds. Oh and get well soon.

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shalia_fml 1

oh dear, that's just plain awful...like someone said just prove them wrong and just ignore them. you have enough to deal with already :/

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wisericky 12

You should have jumped out of the car while the morphine was still in your system.

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