Or don't drunk call at all ever...

He doesn't need to be drunk or have an excuse to call her a bitch, she clearly was one..

Ah yes, she's a bitch because he was being a drunken fool. Makes perfect sense...in some reality other than this one. Rule #1: Don't get so drunk you do stupid things like that. Rule #2: If you must break rule #1, don't call or text anyone until you're sober. Rule #3: If you must break rules #1 & #2, don't call or text your girlfriend until you're sober. Rule #4: If you must break rules #1, #2, & #3, don't say something that will lead them to break up with you. Rule #5: If you must break rules #1–#4, apologize profusely once you're sober. Groveling and flowers usually help. Simplest is to just remember rule #1, but there's an awful lot of people who feel the need to make it more complicated...

I agree with #67

#67 Well done! I agree. Drunk dialing should be avoided at all costs. Sometimes it can't be so OP kinda deserved it. However, I think he can do better she was a bitch to agree with him breaking up with her. Clearly she has no common sense to realize he was drunk.

To think someone would understand and appreciate how their lover sees them.

Look at it this way...technically, since she was taking it so seriously and actually took your suggestion, you dumped her. It's one of those "it's not you, it's me" situations.

Some people get drunk and cheat. Here is this noble soul who gets drunk and only sees her as beautiful. Dude, she isn't worth anyone's time.

then she would dump him anyway for seeing someone else.

Well if she was so self absorbed she thinks she's way to good for op her way too high self esteem would plummet.

You, I like the way you think

They are some rare species that can only be found in the coldest parts of Canada.

I think it's a pokemon

Vegetarians.

34 they can have Nutella. Unless they're against consuming dairy products also, in which case, F their lives.

That my friend would be a vegan if they are against any animal product to consume via dairy for example, #35. :) Unless the vegetarian happens to hate dairy products or they are lactose intolerant. :( I love cheese!

No sure if ex is messed up...this could have been the final straw...

Or maybe she left because he has a drinking problem? I mean this could have happened many times before and this was the last straw. In any case we don't know the whole story so there's no point taking sides.

or op has a drinking problem, is unreliable, has done things like this before and she realized she honestly could do better for herself instead of waiting for him to grow up. Without more to this story we have no way of knowing if she is a bitch, or if he's a loser.

Kieth Stone?