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By imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By Is_This_Real - 13/09/2016 02:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 612

You deserved it 2 516

By Foot In Mouth - 13/07/2016 02:46 - United States - Bentonville

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

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You deserved it 6 041

By csor027 - 29/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 06:53 - United States - Manchester

Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML

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You deserved it 2 994

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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You deserved it 130

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 059

By backtosquareone - 04/10/2009 09:42 - Canada

Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 538

You deserved it 4 007

By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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wanijima 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:59

I do things like that sometimes, but joking about an awkward subject to try and make things less awkward? Uh... YDI, imo.

narcoticjunkie 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:01

hello, I'm a drug addict.

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mr_miyagi 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:12

YDI for joking about addiction. It has destroyed countless families and lives. bitch

blueeyes24 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:33

^this.... try finding a family that hasn't had to deal with some form of addiction. if yours hasn't you are lucky. Never cool to joke about!

smashleighfig 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:49

88 you sound like your hiding your crack ***** of a mothers problem. Dont be afraid to let those skeletons out of the closet ;)

mama2b3 20

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:13

who does that? YDI

frannnyyyyy 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:27

WTF? why would you do that to break the ice? that just makes people feel awkward...

tbe99 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:33

Because serious addictions are oh so funny. YDI, ******* moron.

cant7see7me7 3

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:13

hahahahaha I love saying akward shit to new people just it hasn't backfired yet haha

uxoriouswidow 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:13

Isn't having a **** addiction just being horny with no better outlet?

this_one 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:14

You're a bad person.

g0o0_dj 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:13

hahahahahahaha wow smart :)

canzo378 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:14

ummm... why in the world would you introduce yourself as a sex addict???

pr0adam 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:24

you are stupid I should have sex with u and punch u in the face

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Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML

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Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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Today, after my daughter had a cast on her broken leg for 14 weeks, she got it removed this morning. She was bawling her eyes out because she never realised her leg hair would keep growing under the plaster; 14 weeks worth of growth. She didn’t cry this much back when she broke the leg. FML

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Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML

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Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found him, a man in a blue shirt and red pants, he started yelling at me in confusion. I just thought it was his alzheimers. When I brought him to my administrator, I was told the missing resident was wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML

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