BFF

By imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 523
You deserved it 44 540

Same thing different taste

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I do things like that sometimes, but joking about an awkward subject to try and make things less awkward? Uh... YDI, imo.

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You're a girl, why would you introduce yourself as a sex addict? Guys are already only interested in looking at your ****, doesn't really help when you make them picture you naked on all fours when you're just meeting them.

This^ Win! Tho I doubt she had all that much self respect in the first place. Or respect from anyone else now that we all know her lying and bad jokes problem. "Hi my name is ______ and I have a bad jokes problem" Doc: I prescribe watermelons and pumpkins "Really? How would that help?" Doc: Oh I didn't mean eat them, apply liberally to skull with considerable force until problem solved!

you're a soulless ****. some people have issues and you make fun of them? As an ICEBREAKER? You're an idiot...

Bathory_fml 0

I think you got trolled, lady.

YDI for being awkward around new people. Sorry OP ;/

phishophobia 0

are you a sex addict? it's okay you can tell me.

tb15 0

I don't think it's accurate to compare sex and **** addiction to drug addiction.

serenaaaa_fml 0

YDI. I feel bad for the other kid