Miscellaneous: Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other...

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 774

You deserved it 4 097

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 041

You deserved it 130

By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 817

You deserved it 3 403

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 318

You deserved it 1 011

By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 238

You deserved it 3 732

By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 756

You deserved it 3 274

By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 892

You deserved it 6 020

By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 352

You deserved it 3 771

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 008

You deserved it 5 368

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 727

You deserved it 3 059

By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 12:11 - United States - Richmond

Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 006

You deserved it 1 207

hauptubel 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:51

What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.

FreddyLunch 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:50

What a PIMP.

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FreddyLunch 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:50

What a PIMP.

Ughsucks 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:56

Meh... if she's ugly she has no reason to complain.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:21

Give him 5 seconds to start laughing and say "just kidding", and if he doesn't, introduce your foot to his ass.

trakus 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:09

HAHA

Zhejan 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:46

Look at the bright side, at least your boyfriend is getting some ass

canucksrule88 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 18:46

four scoops of ass

Philosophic 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 0:17

And.. you didn't dump him? If you didn't YDI for being a simple-minded tool.

anonnie 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:50

Hahaha ouch.

MagicMeds 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:37

wow these cheaters are getting lazier and lazier

hauptubel 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:51

What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.

ashblueeyez14 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:54

HE IS A ASSHOLE dump him

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:55

Ehhh what trash he is Id dump him if you value both Your dignity,AND the pride of all us girls that share society with you....

nerdgirlagogo 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:56

Dump him....

a1mostevi1 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:58

at least he said girlfriend

notanhoaxer_fml 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:59

Beware not to finish like one of those http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=22517

lem0n_fml 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:59

Maybe he's a polygamist.

rukusrazor 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:02

Reply with "Nice to meet you *insert name*, mother of my ex." and leave.

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Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML

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Today, a customer was looking for some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fire-retardant, which might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out for supposedly calling her a retard. FML

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Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gunpoint, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML

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You deserved it 12 846

Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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You deserved it 619

Today, my girlfriend was griping to me about being late for work. When I pointed out that she wouldn’t be late if she didn’t rely on someone else for a ride, she bitched me out about being “unsympathetic.” Did I mention she refused to learn to drive? FML

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You deserved it 194

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 833

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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You deserved it 4 073

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