Kids, Parenting, Names and Babies: Big book of baby names

Why is that such a bad thing? I think it's cool. Not a big deal. I would've said FHL if your mom named him Kratos or something. At least she didn't name him Chronos.

SexyMexi21 23

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:49

That's a dog's name

fantasyworld 37

Friday 5 December 2014 23:00

F his life.

kpohil 13

Friday 23 January 2015 16:10

This should be in gmh not fml, as long as he plays for the titans when he's older that is.

xRiverSongx 17

Sunday 22 February 2015 21:34

KILL ALL THE TITANS!

vader557 16

Wednesday 8 April 2015 14:58

That's awesome

ryebread94 9

Saturday 18 April 2015 18:18

when the terrible two hit you can always call the stage "Attack on Titan" that should be something to look forward too.

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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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You’re probably wondering what this website is all about. Well, it’s basically a bunch of people who had enough humor to tell you all about their shitty lives, and what it was that made their day suck a big fat one. Some are sad in funny way, som...

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Today, I nearly had an anxiety attack trying to sneak up on my sister to silly-string her. FML

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Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 350

You deserved it 3 324

Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML

I agree, your life sucks 112

You deserved it 497

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 437

You deserved it 9 180

Today my roommate was taking forever in the shower. I had to pee like crazy. I danced around waiting and waiting. I couldn’t hold it anymore so I snuck out to the backyard to pop a squat. The relief hit me at the same time the realization that our landlord has security camera in the back yard...FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 303

You deserved it 724

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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