Big book of baby names

By isthisajoke - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 639
You deserved it 2 552
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diskincluded 0

I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P

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pommeblossom 0

HAHA, I'm so sorry!

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carrie21_xo 0

you certainly sound sorry :) haha. I hate names like that (unless the FML is that OP's name is also Titan) I know a kid called Spider.

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Lichinamo 33

92- Is his older brother's name Sodapop?

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cluch3 22

Thanks now I'm depressed. I loved that book/movie

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tokyooo123 0

i think its cute. like a dog, but cute

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graciegirl 0

um...who said the poster deserved it?

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diskincluded 0

I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P

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CokokoLa 0

haha if titan is for short then his normal name would be titanic!!!!!! HAHA LOL i shouldn't be laughing so hard at this....lol

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FatGuyLover 0

Titan isnt short for titanic, its what they called the forces against the greek gods in their myths...

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vheissu 0

at least you're not the one called titan.

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carrie21_xo 0

unless the FML is that OP shares their name with their new brother. Potentially a double FML.

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blal 0

hahaha, our dogs name too, was a newfie, huge xD

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sukhdeep 4

my dogs name is Titan

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chiquitanikicita 0

Please don't tell me that your mom and step-dad have a Titan truck...

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victoriarosezeli 0

XD haha, ew. That'd be weird riding in that thing.

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arby 0

I was gonna say, his nickname is going to be tit.

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