Big book of baby names

By isthisajoke - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML
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diskincluded 0

I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P

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doglover100 28

I want to know what his middle name is if he has one.

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bentheklutz 5

Not fyl. My brothers names are ronin, tyr, Magnus, and Beckett, I'm Ben......

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My_Life24 22

I'm not seeing the downside to this.

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StingRay_RZA 16

Why not Ti for short? Its cooler but it will never last, it will be replaced by Tit because people are generally mean...

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monkiki62 5

Its actually pretty cool if he was named after the titans in greek mythology.

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A7XfoREVer6 10

Well I hope he has nothing to do with shinjeki no kyojin

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rawr_monster_ 15

That could potentially be an adorable name!

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