Food and Love: Big Mac

Big Mac

By Raiden - 10/03/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonald's everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonald's. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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Sharing is caring

By T…… - 15/10/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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Whatthefuckaburger

By r u kidding me? - 09/06/2020 20:00

Today, after my girlfriend continuously whined for hours about a specific burger place, I finally gave in and we drove nearly two hours to get there. Once in line, she looked at the menu, then decided everything had too many calories and wanted to go home. She doesn’t get why I’m pissed. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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Food for thought

By Whatthehell - 18/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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xkncas 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:29

Leave her. She won't change.

KingCeltic77 18

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:32

I would try showing her Super Size Me, that might scare her into not eating it.

Comments

lilysmom2006 1

Sunday 10 March 2013 22:55

maybe, she just had a bad day. I think it was sweet of you to offer to help by making her some good food. I am not a small woman. I am not lazy. This attitude of fat means lazy pisses me off quite honestly. It is what makes me not want to go to the gym or work out in public like joggingg or walking. assholes.

JanisEvans 10

Monday 11 March 2013 10:39

Jogging I get, but who's gonna give you crap about walking? Stop making excuses!

buckdharma 36

Sunday 10 March 2013 23:22

Let me get this straight. Her weight gain she feels is a result of your meals? Your glib reply, blame McRib and large fries? She said it's your soul food, so you offered her tofu? Is that when she smacked you, and went to the drive-thru?

Whistlee 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 23:54

If she keeps going to Maccie D's she won't have the energy to hit you

grlygrl93 14

Sunday 10 March 2013 23:55

OR OR OR.....you could cook for me!

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 11 March 2013 4:22

Only if you show your nipples!

erichsalvesen 13

Sunday 10 March 2013 23:59

Dumb the fat bitch and move along after make up sex.

martinez121797 15

Monday 11 March 2013 0:21

Wow that really sucks

dr_snow_bear 29

Monday 11 March 2013 2:11

That weird noise you keep hearing, it's the crazy girl alarm. exit the relationship immediately.

Cilleemaan 4

Monday 11 March 2013 3:08

This is far better than not finding out what she is like until after you are married. This is what the rest of your life with her will be like.

knoxxx 22

Monday 11 March 2013 3:25

Couldn't have said it better myself!

ManderinOrange90 4

Monday 11 March 2013 4:34

She just wants someone to blame and when you called her bluff she got mad and turned back to food for more comfort. If she doesn't wake up she won't change