Big Mac

By Raiden - 10/03/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonald's everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonald's. FML
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KingCeltic77 18

I would try showing her Super Size Me, that might scare her into not eating it.

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Ukeee_X 19

Woah. Talk to her about that, that ain't right man. You eat healthily and she might catch on

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CreepInTheCorner 11

That spelling of "calorie"... Wow.

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xAttackAttackx 25

The I is right next to the O. He probably didn't notice the accident.

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klaggoon 4

you deserved it for going out with a fat violent bitch. seriously, if you dump her you deserve evereything she does to you

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ThomasMercury 11

Break it off! Break it off! Break it offfff!!!

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TiddleyMoney 7

smack her with a low calorie meal kike BAM! it may knock a coupke pounds off.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Jeez, what's with all the hitting FMLs lately?

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MuseFan1991 14

people like that make me sick! i know one woman who ate so much junk food during pregnancy that her child is now diabetic. this same woman goes to the gym once a week with my sister in law (who is an annoyingly slim Uk size 10), does half an hour on the cross trainer and then goes to McDonalds! as a sport science graduate, this made me physically angry. half an hour cross trainer burns about 200 calories tops, and there's well over 1000 calories in a McDonald's meal. no wonder the world is getting so obese

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CharresBarkrey 15

Who cares? Live your life, you don't need to control how other people live as well.

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functional 13

by that logic, you shouldn't even tell him/her how to live his/her life.

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JanisEvans 10

UK 10 isn't annoyingly slim. It's fairly average healthy. I'm a UK 8 and could still stand to lose a few pounds.

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MuseFan1991 14

im not trying to tell people how to live their lives, i was just commenting on how some people dont realise how much danger their putting their children in by eating constantly at McDonald's. i apologise if i sounded unneccesarily harsh but it just makes me so angry. and janis, size 10 is annoyingly slim when the person in question has had a child and i'm struggling to get from a 14 to a 12 :P

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upallnight11 19

Who the hell eats at McDonalds every day? That's sick! How is she still alive?

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coolster5000 22

My friend eats at fast food restaurants every single day. I think he stopped growing . He's been doing that for about 9 years . That's who

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