Birthday Bitch

By Anon - 21/02/2017 16:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 106
You deserved it 595
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jcash52426 5

And I would have told that friend to **** off I was having a baby. The world doesn't revolve around you.

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jbuckets_404 38

OP: There's now one less Christmas card for you to send out this year....

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skyy417 17

It's not your fault, OP. I will understand if you are expecting a child at any time. Congratulations on your newborn son!!

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wendyokoopa23 0

op please tell me your friendship with this person is nearing it's end?

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diisneygirl 2

I think you need a new friend.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You just gave birth. Go nuts! Feel free to call it raging hormones. But set them straight for all time! Unless you don't want to keep them.

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redblips 13

That person is not your friend. Congratulations on your baby!

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Lexyy17 18

1: congrats on the new baby! 2: sounds to me like your "friend" need to lose your number.

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epilepticloh 20

Give her the gift of having the wonderful opportunity to babysit your child :)

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FlexMaster 10

i wouldn't want that bisnitch to watch my child

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