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By iamgermantoo - 21/02/2017 15:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I contacted my landlady to tell her that I approved of the girl she recommended for a sublet. She then told me she thinks this girl is a neo-Nazi. Why? The e-mails she sent to the girl were rejected as spam. Apparently, this and being German qualifies you to be a neo-Nazi. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 10:43 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 12:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML

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Break ups are tough

By ... - 10/02/2010 09:08 - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML

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Suspicious

By rbeast - 21/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

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By Screwed - 09/11/2012 04:02 - United States - Rockville

Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct. Apparently my "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. FML

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By PoorAndBroke - 12/09/2021 14:01

Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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By Unemployed - 16/10/2011 07:15 - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

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Sounds delightful

By Anonymous - 23/01/2023 17:30 - Australia

Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML

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Tripartita 44

Tuesday 21 February 2017 22:35

She's got a point. I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every email titled "Exterminate the Jews and Increase Penis Size With This One Weird Trick" I received.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 February 2017 22:02

I'll bet you did Nazi that coming!

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 February 2017 22:02

I'll bet you did Nazi that coming!

usatoday65 2

Tuesday 21 February 2017 22:03

In yesistan we see everything, but however we did nazi that coming.

usatoday65 2

Tuesday 21 February 2017 22:03

In yesistan no such thing like this exists. All nazis were exterminated in Bagavad three years ago. Soviets were placed and dachauschwitz and there is piece in the great country of yesistan. I should know I am the jarl of one of the four holds. I am the jarl of flurgendurgen, in the north.

Arashikage 18

Wednesday 22 February 2017 22:12

I don't see the relevancy here

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 21 February 2017 22:14

OP: EVERY-body knows that about SPAM + German = neo-Nazi! ;-) lol --Me: German/ Hungarian

usatoday65 2

Tuesday 21 February 2017 22:23

Not as unfortunate as the descendent of rudolf hess. But I made a joke out of it, now I'm the king of the nazis in my college, and the pubs around the college.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 21 February 2017 22:35

She's got a point. I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every email titled "Exterminate the Jews and Increase Penis Size With This One Weird Trick" I received.

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 22 February 2017 0:06

Your landlord is right those Neo-Nazis just love to fill your spam folder with a bunch of of bullshit. Can you imagine the old day when they had to deliver them in person.