Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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notsorandomguy 18

What's wrong with a plain old "What? What are you talking about"? Is it too mainstream?

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ddeathbombb 5

Do you have a cat lol

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gurly98 13

Ydi for being stupid in front of him

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Being embarrassed in front of someone and coming up with excuses is now considered stupidity? Shit, i'm probably legally retarded now.

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The_Hitdude 12

With the amount of excuses I come up with, I should probably be in a psych ward right now. No one can tame me!

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kyz_xox 11

So, letting out gas when you need to is considered stupid now, then? Damn.

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FMLshark 12

14 probably believes farting expels brain cells. They've clearly farted too much, if you follow their logic.

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BobbieH 19

14's probably referring to the absolutely stupid lie. Even if OP was embarrassed and wanted to use an excuse; it needs to be plausible. Blaming it on a dog that her bf knows doesn't exist is just plain old stupid.

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b0ngs 7

Um OP wasnt in front of him...they were on the phone. And how is farting being stupid?!

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gurly98 13

FARTING WASN'T STUPID it was the ridiculous lie she made about her dog

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thatoneguy79 10

26 - Don't worry, we won't hold it against you. Don't forget your helmet.

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lacrossebrah13 8

Who cares if he heard you, anyway. He's your boyfriend, you should feel comfortable around him!

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FortuneCookie3 1

Because not telling the truth is so much easier than saying yes.

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perdix 29

He knows as a matter of fact that you don't have a dog, but he is wishing so hard that you do have a farting dog, he will eventually come to believe it.

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cr3ativity 15

Why you always gotta be blaming the dogs? If the guy's your close friend, you could just said "I'm in need of some flatulence. Excuse me for a moment, good sir." ^Like a sir.

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Enslaved 36

Time to go to the Humane Society and adopt a furry little friend. Don't fuss up to farting, he'll never understand.

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ikickgingers 15

Do cats fart?

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Enslaved 36

ikickgingers!!! Yay! It's about time you start commenting on FML once again! (: And no, cats don't fart because ******* queef instead.

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fernclogger 5

Boyfriend: did you fart? OP: no it was my dog Boyfriend: no it was you and that's gross. OP: and then?

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The_Hitdude 12

Nice dialogue. That's Academy Award material right there.

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LaughinStock 16

THE FART directed by fernclogger. "Oscar worthy" New York Times. "Two Thumbs Up" Roger Elbert. "The best damn movie I've seen in a while" Chicago Tribune. The Fart now playing in theaters near you!

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bassmaestro 10

Since when is it acceptable for a women to fart?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I thought women never fart. All that comes out of their assess is rainbows and unicorns.

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The_Hitdude 12

^Don't forget the butterflies. Shit loads of butterflies, if you know what I mean. ;)

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mckibabe 7

Since when is it acceptable do you to be a doosh?

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Sexy_Smurf 16

Hahaha! First time I farted infront of my fella was while i was drifting off to sleep.... absolutely had no control over it and he still laughs about it now... dont worry OP, it happens to the best of us... xx

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