Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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notsorandomguy 18

What's wrong with a plain old "What? What are you talking about"? Is it too mainstream?

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ddeathbombb 5

Do you have a cat lol

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Fishfanatic 7

Oh for heavens' sake woman just fart and get on with life. Every single person on earth does it and needs to do it. No it isn't great to listen to for anyone who hears it or indeed, smells it, but it needs to be done and that's all there is to it . If your boyfriend can't handle the idea that women fart , shit, piss and bleed, then frankly he needs to go back to school and do some basic biology lessons before getting the hell over it.

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Mitcha857 0

Yea that must have been one hell of a fart if he could hear it over the phone.

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mad_hatter0666 22

Why didn't you cover the receiver? >_>

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RandomComments 6

Aw thanks :D

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SwtCherryPie 26

OMG you must be the only female that has ever farted! Are you ******* kidding me? It's a natural body process. Unless you're dating a fruity little prissy boy, I'm pretty sure he would laugh it off.

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Incogneterpeter 1

This isnt really an fml or ydi you should have just played it off as a joke. My sister and dad both say that all the time sometimes even when we are out and there is no animals around, and it's always a joke

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jennifernorvell 7

News flash. Everyone farts

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SwtCherryPie 26

My parents never lived together after I was born, but my dad never hid it. He was the type to roll up and lock the windows and laugh while we gagged. My mom (and grandma for that matter) were the type that they would get up and excuse themselves to the bathroom just to fart. Im almost 30 years old, and I don't think I have once ever heard my mom fart.

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