Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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notsorandomguy 18

What's wrong with a plain old "What? What are you talking about"? Is it too mainstream?

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ddeathbombb 5

Do you have a cat lol

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challan 19

That's what I was thinking! How damn loud was she? Bull horn quality?

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jwebster 8

Win! Guys do it too. Payback is a bitch.

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hateevryone 14

You couldn't think of anything better than that?

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soggy_waffles 3

YDI for being a farting female. I hope you realize I'm going to grow old and die alone.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yes we realize that. Have a horrible life, mate.

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the_smart_way 10

Tell him you just got a dog, run to the pet store and ask for one with a flatulence problem

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charliewhippet 9

See, I think your boyfriend was rude. It's like when people comment on how long you took in the bathroom. We all know everyone farts / ***** etc. But it's not very polite to draw attention to it. Would it have killed him to say nothing?

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doomsdaypoptart9 1

Why are women so embarrassed to fart in front of men? We really don't care.

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kalbrek009 20

That's what the "MUTE" button is for....if you have one.

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