Embarrassing, Relatable and Love: Bland date

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML

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By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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Friday 13 March 2009 9:54

if thats how she acts normally then she's isnt worth wasting time on anyway.

nobody_special 0

Friday 13 March 2009 9:59

Your friend sucks at setting up blind dates. On the plus side, you found out the girl is a douche and didn't' have to waste money feeding her ugly mouth.

Comments

Topguy 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 4:39

Do people have no emotions? What a bitch!

LinneaHall 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 6:24

That's so terrible :( no one decent would ever do that to a person, anyway.

MetalCraze 11

Wednesday 17 June 2009 15:52

ha i would have let you pay for dinner before leaving

b478 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:56

wow that was really bitchy of her. even if she didnt find you attractive she didnt have to say that. totally uncalled for. dont fret, she'll probably lose her looks in a few years and be somebody's baby mama. that'll teach her!

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Monday 21 December 2009 21:51

...so don't be fat. metabolism has nothing to do with it, run or swim and eat healthier. done. YDI

emo_devon 11

Monday 17 May 2010 3:55

teh. you clearly deserve better than that. I hope your friend sets your up with a NICE lady, rather than a "hot" bitch. she totally does not sound hot.

BadAcidTrip420 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 17:25

Wow what a bitch. Dont feel shitty cause of that bitch. She is obviously a stuck up piece of trash. Dont waste your time on superficial girls like that. They have shitty personalities.

withered 30

Tuesday 7 June 2016 8:59

She a bitch, superifical blah blah yet he is the one that went on a date because she is hot. Why should someone that puts effort into their looks be with someone that puts none? Obviously if you take care of your body you'll want someone that does that too. It's really simple. If he wants attractive woman he should do something about his looks. Either that or he can set his expectations and standards to reality.

BadAcidTrip420 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 17:31

You should go get in shape and make yourself look good, find that bitch, make her ****** moist and make her want you, then turn her ass down saying she isnt good enough for you to even waste your time on. (:

ilovenoah 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:15

awww that was harsh AND very rude :(( he was probably a wench anyway! not worth your time or money!!!

DeafWolverine 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 21:49

well damn that sucks man, screw shallow chicks..however..ya couldve said to her thats fine to leave..seaworld called wanting their whale back after the date...ok that was mean :P