Blast from the past

By fat_thighs - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I read a PostSecret that said, "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 934
You deserved it 11 988

Top comments

this isn't so bad really. your thighs touching doesn't mean you're fat or anything.

I bet her thighs never touched cause there's always a guy in between them!

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um, #11, just if other peoples thighs don't touch, it doesn't mean that their anorexic and/or so into their appearance or anything. I mean, mine don't touch and i'm not anorexic.. so, really? quit making judgments.

maclasoo 0

My high school gym teacher's theory was that if you stand with your legs shoulder length apart and your thighs touch, you're fat. What a bitch. I still check every so often though... FML haha

The thing about this is that the post secret might not have been about a fear of thighs touching, but of the anorexic or weight issues they have. The person who wrote it probably knows it's healthy for them to touch but has an issue.

#99, why did you have to go and ruin my intentional absurdity like that?

lol when I read that post secret I thought "If anyone stands with their legs far apart enough they will not touch. If anyone stands with their legs close together enough they will." It is a completely inaccurate way of telling whether you are fat or not.

lilcaro 0

Look I'm 5'1" and 110 pounds and my thighs touch, and they have done so since I hit puberty. It's called "body fat" and you kind of need it to live.

xembo123 0

wow i didnt kno they werent supposed to touch either...mine have seriously always touched and im not overweight. i wish people werent obsessed with being disgustingly thin, makes it that much harder for the rest of us healthy/non-anorexic folk!

i agree, chances are your not fat, thats just how ur body is, my thighs personally dont touch but ive always been naturally skiny even though i eat like a pig: P dont feel discouraged and remember that's someones secret u dont know whats behind it.

milo_fml 0

Why would you write something about PostSecret on here? That's so lame of you. When you do that, the secrets are judged, and people feel like crap. It's wrong.