Blast from the past

By fat_thighs - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I read a PostSecret that said, "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML
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CTL_fml 0

this isn't so bad really. your thighs touching doesn't mean you're fat or anything.

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zach5432 3

I bet her thighs never touched cause there's always a guy in between them!

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zombiepeanut 0

My thighs touch and I'm as skinny as a rail. I like it... Makes me feel more womanly. :)

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_neutrality 0

My thighs have never touched and I've never considered myself very skinny. I'm 5'2 and about 105 lbs.

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lolwut_fail 0

This is a weak FML. This is like thinking having an innie bellybutton is abnormal or having a widow's peak as abnormal. Who cares if your thighs touch or not? It's not a characteristic that says you're fat or skinny. If you want to know whether you're fat or not, go check your BMI.

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Lythiaren 8

Somehow I think the person who posted that one is just worried that she might not be able to be a cheap ***** anymore. You know, rather than being worried about her weight.

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ElzhiPreface 0

FF's 169, BMI is extremely inaccurate... my BMI is 31.2 and I have a six-pack... I guess I'm "fatter" then the average Canadian. Second off, in some ways, your thighs touching could determine if your fat or not. Not everyone has the same perspective on what is fat and what is not. After all, why do some percieve states of annorexia as a better body. It simply happens... And, lastly, the positioning of your thighs could make you more or less prone to your thighs touching. LoLwUt, you fail.

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lunaxnueva 0

I'm considered a healthy weight and my thighs don't touch...

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ahmahgawd 0

i saw that one and thought the exact same thing. my thighs touch too.

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lolwhat_fml 0

whats a post secret ?! ;D btw, mine dont touch C:

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polz 0

I weight 111 lbs and I'm 5'6 and my thighs touch no bigggyyyy. Yet when I was like 8 I feared it meant I was getting fat and old as shit...than again I was 8.

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hellohellohellno 0

the reason that is a postsecret is because that person has an eating disorder, acknowledges it, and is embarassed that she secretly is afraid of gaining back the weight. it implies she's supposed to have recovered and she fears it.

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