Blast from the past

By fat_thighs - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I read a PostSecret that said, "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML
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CTL_fml 0

this isn't so bad really. your thighs touching doesn't mean you're fat or anything.

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zach5432 3

I bet her thighs never touched cause there's always a guy in between them!

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frozen_heart 0

lmao wow #139, aren't you on the defensive? having your weight in the triple digits (100+) doesn't make you fat, honey, and neither do thighs that touch. Sounds like you have some issues of your own, considering you're rather underweight.

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shelbypoo 0

people like u really piss me off. 1) tht postsecret is from at least 2 weeks ago, so no that didnt happen "today." and 2) it doesnt matter if ur thighs touch! duuuuuuuuuuuurrr. the person who sent that in obviously has some issues with their weight. thats why it was on postsecret. i cant believe that even got posted. i have lost so much respect for fml

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Panime 0

Oh shit, I just realized my thighs don't touch! Now I am the weirdo... =(

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_shit_happens_ 0

it doesn't matter of your thighs touch or not i am 5'3" and weight 103 pounds i also play lacrosse so i run EVERDAY i am in no way fat and my thighs touch it just depends on your hip bones quit flipping out. if this is your biggest problem right now i want you to ask the person nearest you to slap you in the face. please.

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pencilmustache 0

EVERYONE'S THIGHS TOUCH. CALM THE **** DOWN.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Surprised to see so many comments for such a lame FML.

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abcdefgh_fml 0

obviously this girl is anorexic everyones thighs touch!

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curious_missy 1

theres no post this week about thighs touching on portsecret. Fake or Late?

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drfail 0

I think its a guy girl thing mostly, but even if you are a guy and your thighs touch thats fine. It probably has to do w/ posture too. I say if you spread your legs as far as possible and your thighs still touch, only then may you complain.

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drfail 0

I think its a guy girl thing mostly, but even if you are a guy and your thighs touch thats fine. It probably has to do w/ posture too. I say if you spread your legs as far as possible and your thighs still touch, only then may you complain.

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