Health: Blast from the past - FML

Blast from the past

By fat_thighs - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I read a PostSecret that said, "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML

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CTL_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:08

this isn't so bad really. your thighs touching doesn't mean you're fat or anything.

zach5432 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 6:09

I bet her thighs never touched cause there's always a guy in between them!

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bluebirdflyaway 6

Saturday 3 May 2014 0:11

it also depends on how wide your hips are even some skinny girls hips touch. Don't worry about it.

6demon6spawn6 12

Tuesday 27 May 2014 21:24

I am 20 years old, almost 5"3, 105 pounds and my thighs touch. im not fat, and my fiance LOVES that my thighs touch.

HisMrsAlways 1

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:59

lmao they ARE!!

fuckercakes 21

Wednesday 9 July 2014 21:15

Don't get downhearted, OP. Thighs aren't naturally supposed to touch.

SexyMexi21 23

Wednesday 30 July 2014 2:36

Don't take it personal that's just a stupid white girl fad.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 27 September 2014 21:45

Thighs are supposed to touch.

raz989 0

Monday 29 September 2014 19:25

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CTPope74 13

Friday 14 November 2014 20:45

Simple, if you close your legs your thighs touch. If you dont close your legs your thighs do not touch. For example, if you do the splits, your thighs do not touch. If you can not close your legs, something is wrong.

speakfreely 21

Thursday 26 February 2015 4:24

My thighs touch and im proud

krispybacon4321 23

Wednesday 18 March 2015 23:15

Really? Thighs touching is a good thing... I'm sad because my thighs won't touch...

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