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By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 306

By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 8 131

By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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You deserved it 3 445

By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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You deserved it 5 013

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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You deserved it 438

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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You deserved it 2 247

By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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You deserved it 7 167

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 921

You deserved it 17 967

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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You deserved it 93 787

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 518

Smyth 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:03

aw man. that brought me down.

ThnkUComeAgain 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:04

damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up

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gabsta 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 11:51

awww thats so sad :'( i feel for u alot :(

wafflesgirl24 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 14:00

tough luck man :( you'll find someone better (:

dzgurlll 3

Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:06

I heard a riddle just like this one.... anyway that sucks.

gaypride559 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:16

ouch!

DeathByVanilla 3

Monday 7 March 2011 21:31

what's a minister doing on this site? lol.

iLuvBunnies 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:05

Awww):

cole2424 0

Friday 13 May 2011 0:16

:'(

sharkwkrox 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 23:12

sucks.

OldMrFranklin 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 11:01

Jesus, The amount of times I've heard this one. !

RockVolley09 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 21:35

My friend just asked if I was ok because my face went from smirk to super sad panda. That's horrible. :(

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