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By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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Smyth 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:03

aw man. that brought me down.

ThnkUComeAgain 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:04

damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up

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Forever_hers_nmc 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:19

I'm srry. It's hard to love someone that loves someone else muchless marring them

WhataSexyDanish 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 20:49

That's horrible 8(

BeautifulM 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:29

MAN THAT HURT MY HEART... SMH

seanhavens 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:01

ministers ain't allowed to get married anyways

BENuke 0

Monday 11 October 2010 6:09

wow dude that sucks. that must have been REALY hard to do

greycellgreen 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:53

To #221 you must be young, or ignorant....I will go with the young and give you the benefit of the doubt. Ministers can marry (male or female). You or thinking of Roman Catholic Priests, which this man (or female) probably is not Roman Catholic.

ktczyk1808 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:42

that is so sad :((

cinnamondiva 0

Monday 25 October 2010 14:47

Awww that is sad

rosepetals91 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:53

awww when u said if their were any ppl who objected to the marriage u should of raised ur hand

BrightSidegirl82 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:58

that actually bought me down

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